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Just a sex crazed teenage male who happens to also play the saxophone
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    coffeeandcursewords:

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    onceuponakhaleesi:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    voidethered:

    ask-omnipony:

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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    I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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    WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

    wait, does that mean?

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    oh boy…….

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    Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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    Observe…

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    IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

    This post is immaculate

    It can’t be true.

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    And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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    I must test it.

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    Nothing happening so far…

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    HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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    What in the world?

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    Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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    Here we go!

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    Were all mad here in Underland!

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    What the hell! Never Again!

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    … Actually …

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    One more time.

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    Alright, I gotta try this!

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    Can’t be that bad!


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    ….

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    …oh my god…

    ask-gmodsfmrocks:

    LOL

    This just gets better and better

    This is one of my favourite things to look at

    holy shit this stuff is back

    The Gravity Falls one though

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    i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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    here goes nothin-

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    w HAT THE

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    DID I JUST-

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    WHAT THE FUCK

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    Okay Clearly something is up.

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    Hmm… I wonder

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    I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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    HOLY SHIT

    IT GOT BETTER

    I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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    I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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    Never not reblog

    IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

    Oh my God, there are so many new ones

    Friggin, yis

    Always reblog.

    IT HAS EVOLVED

    The legend marches on…

    BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

    JDNXHSBSBF

    I T ‘ S  B A C K 

    a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

    (via volcainist)

    Source: luckydreaming
    • 1 year ago
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  • thatsthat24:

    tacorub:

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    housetohalf:

    mysnarkasm:

    When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

    She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

    She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

    Girl is 50 years old.

    FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

    fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

    You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

    Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

    This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

    Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

    she kicks ass like a coursing river

    Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

    Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

    (via humorrelated)

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    • 1 year ago
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  • qbnaith:

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    regencyduchess:

    Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

    (x)

    I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

    And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

    his composure is just everything I aspire to be

    OMG IT’S BACK!

    CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

    Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

    FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

    THIS is how you deal with terrorists

    Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

    You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

    U don’t fuck with the Queen

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    His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

    (via volcainist)

    Source: shewolfofengland
    • 1 year ago
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  • hotboyproblems:

    when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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    i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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    wait it doesn’t end there

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    (via paprika)

    Source: hotboyproblems
    • 1 year ago
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  • missmysterious:

    he should get an oscar for this interview

    (via confirmance)

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    • 1 year ago
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  • tastefullyoffensive:
“Dog or crab? (via Lollipop Kennels)
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    tastefullyoffensive:

    Dog or crab? (via Lollipop Kennels)

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    freshprinceofmaldonia:

    Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

    *sips her tea*

    That’s what I said

    oh no

    It’s funny how there’s still ‘pee-oh-see‘ (let that phrase fucking die) characters in Disney movies who ARE HUMAN FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FILM


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    But hey, you wanna know who else wasn’t human for the majority of their movie?

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    CAPTAIN WHITEBOY MCFURRY HERE

    TRANSFORMATION IS A PLOT POINT OLDER THAN FICTION ITSELF

    IT’S NOT RACIST.

    GET OVER IT.

    GO OUTSIDE.

    I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

    there still needs to be more representation tho…………………..

    (via confirmance)

    Source: freshprinceofmaldonia
    • 1 year ago
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  • phaggod:

    me: god, why did you create humans?

    god: 

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